Goy's Gaming Starter Guide

Left 4 Dead: vocalize commands!

2009-09-02T07:30:00.001-07:00

so what are vocalize commands you ask! (if you didnt ask and know what they are skip to the next paragraph)(if you know how to use vocalize commands dont read this blog entry) Vocalize commands are what is initiate when you use the x button and select a voice command. but if you can use the console to use the at your will you can spam them! so, say if you bind the thankyou vocalize command to say , U , then if u keep pressing U it will sound like THAthanthathankthanthanthankthantha, same can be done with any voice!so now you want to annoy your frineds, il teach you!

Bind it to a key by typing- bind x "vocalize **any of the below without stars** " in the console and then when you press x you player will say the the specified command

SORRY! DUE TO A COMPLAINT I HAVE HAD TO TAKE OF THE ACTUAL COMMANDS! YOU WILL HAVE TO FIND OUT YOURSELF ;)

Get paid to BETA TEST VIDEO GAMES! the dream job?

2009-09-02T07:07:00.000-07:00

the ebook(s) tells you how to approach companies with the offer of beta testing their games!

so if you realy want to have a job BET TESTING games Click Here!

^^ that one doesent over a full money back gaurantee though if it doesent work , so if you want full security that you cant be scammed! Click Here!

Links in Red = posibly not so secure / possibly Scams
Links in Green = secure / definetly not a scam

What to expect?

2009-09-01T13:39:00.000-07:00

here we have

What to expect for the blog in the next load of posts:

x3: terran conflict: how to cheat using the console!
Battlefield 2142: ranks list and awards
Left 4 Dead: how to use vocalize commands in the console

it will all be explained more in-depth in the actual posts

happy gaming :D

goyface

Call of duty 4: modern warfare -~-~ hints tips and cheats

2009-09-01T13:30:00.000-07:00

This is here to help you know when your gunna get stuff in call of duty 4!

Assault Rifle (G3) - Rank 25
Assault Rifle (G36C) - Rank 37
Assault Rifle (M14) - Rank 46
Assault Rifle (M4) - Rank 10
Assault Rifle (MP44) - Rank 52
LMG (M60E4) - Rank 19
Pistol (Desert Eagle) - Rank 43
Pistol (Golden Desert Eagle) - Rank 55
Pistol (M1911) - Rank 16
Shotgun (M1014) - Rank 31
SMG (AK-74U) - Rank 28
SMG (Mini Uzi) - Rank 13
SMG (P90) - Rank 40
Sniper Rifle (Barret) - Rank 49
Sniper Rifle (Dragunov) - Rank 22
Sniper Rifle (M40) - Rank 04
Sniper Rifle (R700) - Rank 34

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How many intel on each level

Level 2 - 2
Level 4 - 2
Level 5 - 3
Level 6 - 2
Level 7 - 2
Level 9 - 3
Level 10 - 2
Level 12 - 2
Level 13 - 3
Level 14 - 2
Level 16 - 2
Level 17 - 1
Level 18 - 2
Level 19 - 2

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how to cheat ALL intell

Simply go to your player profile (it will look something like this: C:\program files\Activision\Call of Duty 4 - Modern Warfare\players\profiles\player\YOURPROFILENAMEHERE), and search for a file called config.cfg.
Open the file by double-clicking it (or right-click it and open it in Notepad) and search for "cheat_points", minus the quotes, via the CTRL+F function. There will be a number next to cheat_points -- change it to "30" and all intel laptops will be automatically unlocked!

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Singleplayer cheats from intel

2 - "CoD Noir" Play the game in black and white.
4 - "Photo-Negative" Game colors become inverted.
6 - "Super Contrast" Game's contrast increases.
8 - "Ragtime Warfare" The game feels like an old silent movie.
10 - "Cluster Bombs" One frag grenade thrown equals five in explosion.
15 - "A Bad Year" Enemies explode into tires when shot.
20 - "Slow-Mo Ability" Game plays at 40% normal speed.
30 - "Infinite Ammo" Just what it says.

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Cheats codes

cg_drawgun - Drop your gun
cg_fov - Zoom with any gun
cg_LaserForceOn 1 - Laser site with any gun
demigod - God Mode (with shaking screen)
give (item) - Acquire any item
give all - Get any weapon
give ammo - Full ammo
god - God Mode (without screen shaking)
jump_height # - Adjust gravity (39 is default)
noclip - No Clipping
notarget - Dumb AI
r_fullbright - Brighter features
timescale # - Adjust the time (1.00 is default)
ufo - No Clipping (II)
player_sustainammo 1 - No reload

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BEWARE! cheats from intel and console DONT work in multiplayer

Good walkthroughs!

2009-09-01T09:46:00.000-07:00

For the best walkthroughs i recommend

www.gamespot.com

they have almost every game listed (possibly all)
and your very unlucky if you find a game that hasent got any tips or walkthroughs on it!

Hacking!

2009-09-01T09:19:00.000-07:00

!HACKING!

!DONT DO IT!

okay , i cant stress this more! DONT DO IT, seriously, its a bad idea, a waste of money, yes a waste of money only paid for ones are undetectable, and even they arent undetectible for long!

most game servers have either VAC anti-cheat or punkbuster. and when you play cod4 your bound to see some message saying PUNKBUSTER BAN (playername) gamehack or something else. what this has done is permanantly ban using cd key and hardware so you cant play the game again! O.O who wants that hmmm?

so, have i drilled it into you yet?

!CHEATING!

okay, we have all done it before. we have searched google (some gamename) cheats/ cheat codes

tbh, ive done it as well, but only on singleplayer! i dont believe in ruining someone elses fun just so i can have the best score!

Recommended games for YOU!

2009-09-01T07:58:00.000-07:00

fast paced action shooters!

Call of duty series
counter strike (+source)
team forstress 2
left 4 dead

RTS(real time strategy)

command and conquer series
ground control

adventure/rpg's (role playing games)

elder scrolls 4: Oblivion
the X series

TBS(turn based strategy)

The total war series
the civilization series

Racing

Need for speed series
Trackmania
DIRT
TOCA

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i hoped this list of games has helped you choose whats for you

N00b Style - worth it or not?

2009-09-01T07:32:00.000-07:00

Whether or not this is a good style is realy your preference, but first lets get onto what it is, and then onto the pro's and cons!

okay n00b style is basically what gets on EVERYONES nerves! even the other n00bs!

so first! camping:

camping is where you stay in a corner hidden from the veiw someone gets through a doorway so when they come through your ready to blast them with a machine gun before they have time to turn or get to cover! this style can also be called 'base-raping' this is where you camp the enemy's spawn point so when they come back alive you just shoot them! possibly the most annoying thing in the game whe your on free for all and each life last .5 of a second :

second! spray'n'pray:

basically in the name, no aiming required gauranteed to tick off the enemy that sees that you have no skill whatsoever

third! using the n00b guns that are 1hit one kill:

again, its in the name, this isnt onehit kill only headsot, say u shoot someone in the foot with with a gauss rifle in crysis, BOOM!! there dead! no skill whatsoever required.

okay now we are onto the pro's and cons:

Pro's: you will get an insane amount of points, with no skill at all.
easier to get headshots (handy in call of duty for challenged)

cons: everyone will hate you
you cant brag about having skill

The lingo!

2009-09-01T07:10:00.000-07:00

So! youve started Gameing online! Great!
but what on earth are these people saying to you! words like noob, owned, pwned, uber e.t.c.
well, il set you up here with the basics of what they mean!

noob/n00b: people calling you a newbie! normally if you are using n00b style (which i will explain in a leter post!)
Owned/pwned: just slang, normally if they kill you in a funny or 'stylish' way
uber: actualy german, means good, but most english speaking use it when they have done something 'Very Good'

now thats some of the most used , but some people are using word with numbers in! whats that about! this is called 1337 speak, notice how 1337 looks like leet? has that cleared a few things up? good! now if you want practise reading 1337 then go to google type 1337 in and press 'im feeling lucky' WOW what happened there!!!

2009-09-01T06:58:00.001-07:00

Welcome! Have a nice stay here at Goys Gaming Starter Guide!
This blog is here for all of the people out there that are having trouble with their game!

I will post tips on how to get good!
A noobs guide to FPS(first person shooter e.g. call of duty 4) games!
The lingo!
Links to walkthroughs!
AND MUCH MORE

something you want here?
stuck on part of a game?
Make a request in the comments box!